Sunday, July 29, 2007
Advice for a Teenage Daughter
For attractive lips,
speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes,
seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure,
share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair,
let a child run his fingers through it once a day.
And for poise,
walk with the knowledge that you will never walk alone.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Money!
Left brain/Right brain
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Left brain, right brain trick.
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While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
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Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the airwith your right hand.
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Your foot will change direction and there's NOTHING you can do about it!
PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
Some Useless Trivia
Friday, July 27, 2007
Ex-Wife
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leavingyou for good. I've been a good woman to you forseven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore.
Whatever the case is, I'm gone!!
P.S.
If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER andI are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
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Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been.I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constantnagging. Too bad that doesn't work! .
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, thefirst thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!"My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked "my favorite meal", you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork six years ago.I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was acoincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got homeyou were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you havethe fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won'tget a dime from me.
So take care.
Dave, Rich As Hell, Free and on my way to Jamaica!
P.S.
I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl,my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
The Wit and Class of a Filipino
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keys of a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out andfound that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Thursday, July 26, 2007
A Pinoy!
Check out my friendster!!!
my Id: d_fracks_man@yahoo.com
You can add me anytime you want...My friends in there are very friendly of course...there are 351 friends in my account as of now...
About friendster:
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Why the old will never understand the young...
genie`s comment from my friendster!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Ang Cellphone at ang Bible
Ang Bible laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita.>>>>
Ang cellphone binibili kahit libo-libong halaga,>>
Ang Bible ayaw bilhin, kahit isang daan ang halaga.>>>>
Ang cellphone laging pinapalitan ng case,>>
Ang Bible hindi man lang mabilhan ng case.>>>>
Ang cellphone ay ayaw magasgasan,>>
Ang Bible hinahayaang maalikabukan.>>>>
Ang cellphone bihirang makaligtaan kung saan iniwan,>>
Ang Bible madaling makaligtaan kung saan naiwan.>>>>
Ang cellphone mahirap ipahiram, baka masira,>>
Ang Bible madaling ipahiram, kahit mawala.>>>>
Ang cellphone laging binabasa kung may bagong message,>>
Ang Bible hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message.>>>>
Ang cellphone message masarap i-share.>>
Ang Bible verse nakakalimutang i-share.>>>>
Ang cellphone pinapakita ang lifestyle ng tao,>>
Ang Bible nagpapabago ng lifestyle ng tao.>>>>
Ang cellphone mabilis maluma,>>
Ang Bible hindi naluluma.>>>>
Ang cellphone message kung minsan ay late,>>
Ang Bible laging on time ang message.>>>>
Ang cellphone kailangan magload para mag-message,>>
Ang Bible laging fully loaded ang message.>>>>
Ang cellphone ay mahalagang gamit ng tao,>>
pero ang Bible ay mas mahalaga kung gagamitin ng>>tao.>>>>
Ang ganda di ba? Sa'n ka pa?>>>>
I-forward mo kaya o itago nlang?>>>>
It's up to you.....
Two MOONs on 27th August 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Needs to circulate forever
as a SALES & MARKETING Officer
1. Be a team player and happy to be part of a small team.
2. Excellent manner on telephone with customers.
3. Self starter with initiative; proactive.
4. Good communication skills.
5. Well spoken and presented.
6. Have an assured and structured sales technique.
7. Have an articulate and persuasive manner.
8. Have an assertive personality, but can still work as part of the team.
9. Have the desire and drive to make money!
10. Have excellent English language skills.
FORM COM Surigao Launches new product
X Series - Direct Connection
The speaker of the said event was MR.HERMES of MDR Cebu.
For more inquiries please visit the sales office of FORM COM Mktg.,Inc. at Nueva Gym, Nueva Ext., Surigao City, you can contact them through 086-8261291 and look for FRACKS.
A NURSING STUDENT!
A Text Message from a NANAY to her daughter
Sunday, July 22, 2007
1st Meeting of the ROTARACT Club of Metro Surigao
2nd NAPC - Youth & Students SECTOR Council Meeting
NGA-YS INTERFACE MEETING MONITORING FOR RURAL YOUTH ON HEALTH AND EMPLOYMENT IN CARAGA
Who suffers when you don't forgive?
hurts are minor such as personal slights or embarrassing moments. Other
hurts are more profound as with acts of emotional or physical abuse.
In either case the reaction to the hurt is to sometimes say, "I will
never forgive." Maybe you have made this statement. If you have then
consider this question, "When you don't forgive, who suffers?"
What happens when you don't forgive? Often you will think about the
hurt. Events of the day remind you. You might see the person on the
street and remember what they did. Someone mentions their name and the
hurt is rekindled. A song on the radio stirs the embers of the pain.
You might work with the person or even live with them. Everyday you may be
reminded of what happened.
Once reminded, you start thinking about how bad it was. How, unfair.
How you didn't deserve it. You are filled with anger and resentment, or
sadness and loss. You say again, "I will never forgive."
At this point who is feeling bad? Who is miserable? The answer is
"You!"
What is the other person doing? Most likely not busy thinking about
you. They may not remember what happened or even know you were hurt. They
may not care that you were hurt. They are feeling fine.
However, you keep thinking about, "How bad it was." Your lack of
forgiveness is only hurting you. You end up miserable. What would
happen if you were to forgive? Who would get better? Again the answer is
"You!"
You must remember that, "Forgiveness is always for you." You don't
forgive for the other person. You forgive so you can get better.
Forgiveness is a letting go. It is freeing of yourself.
If this is true, then why is forgiveness so difficult?
It is difficult because it can seem like "giving in" or being weak. We
don't want to be weak, so we don't forgive. It can seem like an
approval of what happened. We may worry that forgiving might be an invitation to
be mistreated again. Also, not forgiving can give you sense of power
and control through the holding a grudge.
Not forgiving and holding a resentment is like having a wound which you
check everyday to see if it is healing. Everyday you open it up to look
and sure enough it is not any better. To heal from a wound you must
stop checking on it everyday. To heal from hurt you must stop reliving it
everyday.
Remember, forgiveness frees you. It recaptures the energy that you were
giving away in sadness, anger, and revenge. Forgiveness also empowers
you. It puts you back in charge of you.
The forgiveness choice is, " Do you want to be bitter or better." Keep
holding on to the pain and you will be bitter. Make the better choice.
Learn to let go. Learn to be a forgiving person.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
paalam inay... (sulat ng isang nurse na taga States)
Dahil sa kamahalan ng pamasahe pabalik sa Pilipinas, nagtipid si Maria.
Pinauwi na lang niya ang kabaong ng kanyang ina na mag-isa.
Pagdating ng kabaong, napansin ng mga kapamilya niya na dikit ang mukha sa salamin ng ataul.
Nagcomment tuloy and isang anak, "Ay, naku! Tingnan mo 'yan... hindi sila marunong mag-ayos ng bangkay sa
Amerika!"
Upang ayusin ang itsura ng bangkay, binuksan ang kabaong.
Aba! May sulat sa dibdib ng ina. Kinuha nila ito at binasa.
Ito'y isang liham mula kay Maria: (magbaon ng panyo)
Mahal kong tatay at mga kapatid, Pasensya na kayo at hindi ko nasamahan ang
nanay sa pag-uwi riyan sa Pilipinas dahil napakamah al ng pamasahe.
Ang gastos ko pa lang sa kanya ay mahigit $1,000 na.< B>
Ayoko nang isipin pa ang eksaktong halaga. Anyway, ipinadala ko kasama ni nanay ang mga sumusunod...
1 ) . Nasa likod ni nanay ang 24 na corned beef;
2 ) . Ang adidas na suot ni nanay ay para kay tatay;
3 ) . Ang 5 pairs ng de-goma ay nasa loob ng 2 blue Jansports na inuunan ni nanay. Tig-iisa kayo;
4 ) . Ang iba't-ibang klase ng tsokolate/candy ay nasa puwetan ni nanay; (Para sa mga bata ito. Bahala na kayong
magparte-parte. Sana'y hindi matunaw ang mga ito);
5). Ang pokemon stuffed toy na yapos-yapos ni nanay ay para sa bunso ni ate. (Gift ko sa 1st b'day ng bata. )
6). Ang itim na Esprit bag ay para kay Nene. (Ate, nasa loob ng bag ang pictures ni inay,japanese version ng pokemon
trading cards at stickers. )
7). Suot ni nanay ang 3 Ralp h Lauren, 4 Gap, at 2 Old Navy t-shirts. (Isa kay Kuya at tig-iisa ang mga pamangkin
ko. Maisusuot ninyo ang mga iyan sa fiesta. );
8). Suot din ni inay ang 6 pantyhoses at 3 warmers para sa mga dalaga kong pamangkin. Isuot nyo sa party.
9). May 1 dozen NBA caps sa may paanan ni nanay. (Para sa inyo, itay, kuya, Dikong, & Tiyo Romy.
Bigyan nyo na rin ng tig-isa 'yung mga pamangkin ko at yong isa ay kay Pareng Tulume).
10). Ang 2 pairs ng Nike wristbands/kneecaps na suot-suot din ni nanay ay para sa mga anak mo, Diko, na nagbabasketball.
11) .Tigalawang ream ng Marlboro green at Winston Lights ang nasa pagitan ng mga hita ni nanay.
12) .4 jars ng Skippy Peanut Butter, 2 dishwashing liquids, 1 Kiwi glass cleaner, at tig-aanim na Colgates/AquaFresh
ang nakasiksik sa 1 kilikili ni nanay. Hati-hati na kayo, huwag mag-aagawan ha?
13) .1 dozen WonderBras na gustong-gusto ni Tiya Iska, suot-suot din ni nanay. Alam kong inaasam-asam nyo 'yan, tiya.
14) .Ang Rolex na bili n-bilin mo tatay, suot-suot ni nanay. Kunin mo agad, tatay.
15) .Ang hikaw, singsing at kuwintas (na may nakakabit pang anim na nail cutters) na gustong-gusto mo, Ditse, ay suot-
suot din ni nanay. Kunin mo na rin agad, Ditse.
16) .1 RayBan ladies sunglasses na pa-b'day ko kay Ninang Berta, hindi ko pinasuot kay nanay.(Isiniksik ko na lang sa
may bandang ulunan ni nanay. (Nasa pink na plastik na maliit.)
17) .Mga Chanel/Champion na medyas, suot-suot din ni nanay. Tig-iisa kayo, mga pamangkin ko.
18) .Misc: Mga pampers, pantyliners, cottonbuds/balls, table napkins, at mga scotchbrite na may foam ay natatakpan ng mga puting bath towels... "yon bale ang pinangkutson ko sa kabaong ni nanay. (Marami-rami rin yon. Parte-parte rin kayo.) Marami pa akong ipinagsisiksik kung saan-saang part e gaya ng cafe, coffee creamer, ilang vienna sausages na delata, barbie dolls, toothbrushes, papercups, plastic spoons/forks, paper/styrofoam plates, perfumes/colognes, pens, stationaries, envelopes, soaps, matchbox toys, used t-shirts, handtowels, CD's, VHS tapes, padlocks, tools gaya ng screwdrivers, plais, longnose, atbp. na hindi ko na na-itemize dahil nagmamadali ako. Marami pa sana akong ipaglalalagay kaya lang, baka mag-excess at si Nanay pa ang maiwan. Basta parte-parte kayo, tatay, kuya, ate, Dikong, at Ditse. Para sa inyo lahat yan. Bahala na kayo kay nanay. Pamimisahan ko na lang siya rito. Balitaan ninyo na lang ako pagkatapos ng libing. Paki-doublecheck ang lista kung walang nawala sa mga ipinadala ko.
Nagmamahal,
Maria
P.S. Pakibihisan ninyo agad si Nanay!
(yung panyo para sa laway na tatalsik dahil sa
katatawa)
WASH GARMENTS BEFORE WEARING, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!
Please make it a habit to wash your just purchased undergarments before wearing them. This is sensitive.
Our undergarments are made in different parts of the world, sit in boxes and go through many hands and exchanges before we purchase them for ourselves.
ALL PLEASE WASH ALL BRAS, UNDERWEAR AND OTHER CLOTHS WHEN YOU BUY BEFORE WEARING THEM. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARASITE IS IN OUR CLOTHES WHEN WE BUY THEM.
Read the article first before looking at the picture and film. This looks horrible.
After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America , she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time.
Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed.
She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan's pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor. Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specialized in dermatology whom was sadly on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to react the dermatologist.
Sadly, a life-changing event was about to unfold during her appointment.
To Miss McKinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast।