Why the old will never understand the young...

A very self-important college freshman at a recent footballgame, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizensitting next to him why it was impossible for the oldergeneration to understand his own.

"You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world,"the student said condescendingly and loud enough for thewhole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew up withtelevision, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon,our spaceships have visited Mars...We even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,computers with light-speed processing...and uh..

"Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany,the "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't havethose things when we were young........so we invented them...... you arrogant little bozo!!

Now......what are you doing for the next generation, asidefrom lame and noisy hype ?"