ROSA 2007

ROTARIAN OUTSTANDING SURIGAONON AWARD 2007

ROTARY CLUB OF METRO SURIGAO

District 3860 Club 2287

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ROSA 2007 with Rtn. PP Willy Sinco, RFSM

The Club Officers RY2007-2008 @ ROSA 07`
with Rtn. Sec. Rosener Guyano @ ROSA 07`
Me & Alfred Vargas - ROSA AWARDEE

37th CHARTER DAY CELEBRATION

I`m invited to the 37th CHARTER DAY

Anniversary Celebration of SURIGAO CITY!!!

Rotaract Cares

Continuation sa ako pagbiyahe...

at Gigaquit for REDCOP Caravan (Renal Deseases Control Program)

of Surigao del Norte Coalition

An ako pagbiyahe

GOING TO GIGAQUIT CENTRAL SCHOOL FOR A CARAVAN

AT GREENWICH - BUTUAN CITY

ON MY WAY TO BUTUAN CITY - BUSINESS TOUR

FROM BUTUAN - STOP OVER AT KITCHARAO,SDN

AT MIWA BEACH RESORT - NAGPA AIR-AIR!!!

VISITING MY HIGH SCHOOL KLASMYTS


NAA NAY ILANG BATA USA, AG AKO WALA PA. AAHAHHA

At the City Boulevard

PRODUCT ENDORSER!!!! AHAHAHAHA

TAMBY LANG SA BOULEVARD.....

Ikaw? OR ako?

tatay: anak, paliti ko’g softdrinks
anak: coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...
anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...
anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...
anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang
anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...
anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...
anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!
anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...
anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!
anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!
anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!
anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!
anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .buang!!!
anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

ON BOARD

I`M ON TRAVEL......FROM SUNDAY TO MONDAY

BLOGGERS,

KEEP IN TOUCH!

THANK YOU...

MY PLAN AFTER RETIREMENT

Buy the moon

I just use a diamond glass/cup for my drink.
An "excentric",- SOLID GOLD- LAPTOP P IX. 20. 2G. RAM 5G. 20" LCD. Mousepad and keyboard made of authentic ELEPHANT IVORY. Diamons all around the laptop.
My house and long cars.
Golf of Course
I guess this is what financial experts call "disposable income"

The Summer House

Only the best mountain spring water is used to flush the toilets
The Best Paid Maid in world (Paris Maid)
My Pet
Walking the Dog
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING

My NEW Crib

The BUSIEST Day of my work is TODAY!!!!

Today is Tuesday..ahahahaha! the busiest day at my work place, ang daming price quotation natanggap ko from different government offices and agencies. hahayZ! trabaho talaga! Phone Calls, Mobile Calls.........May client na masungit pa!!!PERO kahit am too busy with my work this day! nakuha ko pang mag pose sa camera. nyahahhahaha!!!!

Taken at the Cashier`s doorway. nyahahahaaa!!!!

Mawala man diay atong kakapoy kong maka pa picture ta noh?

Why birth control is so VERY VERY Important!?

1. THE PARENT

1. THE KID
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2. THE PARENT

2. THE KID

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3. THE PARENT

3. THE KID

HAPPY LEFTHANDER`S DAY!!!!

On 13th August 1992 the Club launched International Left-Handers Day, an annual event when left-handers everywhere can celebrate their sinistrality and increase public awareness of the advantages and disadvantages of being left-handed. This event is now celebrated worldwide, and in the U.K. alone there were over 20 regional events to mark the day in 2001- including left-v-right sports matches, a left-handed tea party, pubs using left-handed corkscrews where patrons drank and played pub games with the left hand only, and nationwide "Lefty Zones" where left-handers creativity, adaptability and sporting prowess were celebrated, whilst right-handers were encouraged to try out everyday left-handed objects to see just how awkward it can feel using the wrong equipment!
These events have contributed more than anything else to the general awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience in everyday life, and have successfully led to improved product design and greater consideration of our needs by the right-handed majority - although there is still a long way to go!!

Where did i go last Sunday?

Oh my!!! I can`t believe of maself, naka build ako ng 1 unit of house for the homeless at Sitio Looc, Surigao City...

My Club supports the GAWAD KALINGA Housing Program of St. Paul University Surigao

August 12, 2007 SUNDAY

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My Club JOINS Hospital Week at CARAGA Regional Hospital

August 5-10, 2007

The ROTARACT CLUB OF METRO SURIGAO would like to thanks the ROTARY CLUB OF METRO SURIGAO for sponsoring our t-shirt, Rtn. Nathaniel Layola,RFSM.

TARUNGA OG BASA!

A Bisaya-obsessed individual from an unidentified butpresumably Bisaya source with a Tagalog interpreter. Apologies toreaders who cannot understand or get the joke --- it's a regional thing. You must either be a Bisaya yourself or someone obsessed enough with our beautiful and dynamic language to appreciate it.

1) Contemplate - gamay ra ang plato
2) Punctuation - para bayad sa skuylahan
3) Ice Buko - nindot akong buhok?
4) Tenacious - sapatos pang tennis
5) Calculator - tawagan taka unya
6) Devastation - terminal sa bus
7) Protestant - tindahan ug prutas
8) Statue - ikaw ba na?
9) Tissue - ikaw gyud diay!
10) Predicate - buhi-e ang iring
11) Dedicate - patya ang iring
12) Aspect - para dugmok sa ice
13) Deduct - ang itik
14) Defeat - ang tiil (sa itik)
15) Detail - ang ikog (sa itik)
16) Deposit - ang gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City - sunod sa 6
18) Cattle - pina-aka! n sa lamok
19) Persuading - pinaka una nga kasal
20) Depress - ang nag misa sa kasal
22) Defense - gamit para pirma sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
23) It depends - kaona ang koral
24) Shampoo - sunod sa 9 before sa 11 (klaro ana!)
25) Profit - pakita og ibidensya!
26) Balance Sheet - what comes out after eating a balanced diet
27) Backlog - bacon og itlog
28) Beehive - pag puyo!
29) CD-ROM - tan-awa ang kwarto
30) Debug - ang mananap
31) Defrag - ang baki
32) Defense - ang koral
33) Defer - ang balhibo
34) Deflate - ang plato
35) Detest - ang eksamin
36) Devalue - ang sunod sa leter V
37) Devote - ang boto
38) Dilemma - ngit-ngita oi!
39) Effort - asa mo landing ang airplane
40) Forums - upat ka kwarto
41) July - namakak ka?

[SOCMS] A bit of Fun

A bit of fun to ease the learning pressure. just enjoy this. This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

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DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

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PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

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ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

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DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

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THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

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GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

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THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

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SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

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ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

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ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

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SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

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A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

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THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

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ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

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AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLERYup!

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Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

I WAS THERE!!!

MEDIA ASSOCIATION OF SURIGAO (MASU) - Mga alas 3:00 ang takna sa hapon adton sabado, malampuson nga naghugpong ang tanan mga Media personalities nan tibuok probinsya didto sa Philippine Gateway Hotel, pati mga commentators sa nagkalain-laing partido jadto nuapil. Isa sa mga nahisgutan didto mao ang pagtukod nan isa ka organisasyon para sa mga Media diri sa Surigao, ginganlan kini nila ug Media Association of Surigao (MASU). Jari an mga pipila ka mga hulagway na nakuha nan Periodico Surigao didto sa maong panagtigum. (periodicosurigao)

Usa ako sa mga nahimong Miembro nga diin gitawag kini isip CHARTERED Member tungod kay mao man kini ang unang Meeting ug Pagkamugna sa maong Organisasyon...

IFI Surigao Celebrates its 105th Anniversary

The Holy Eucharist / Thanksgiving MASS
The Diocesan Bishop on his Solidarity Address
IFI Diocese of Surigao Celebrates its 105th Anniversary in Serving to God and People. It is also the feast of the TRANSFIGURATION. I WAS THERE!!!!

A day with my Classmates

Gelibre rami nila ron-ron kay registered medtech na man sya,

also tawi is now a registered nurse....

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Guys, we are very proud of you!!!!!!!

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It was ron who decided to have some gimiks, his wearing blue shirt

Me, Mikel, Cristine, Tawi, Ron-Ron
Mark, u r being missed by us...matagal mong nawala.hehehe
At the Mabua Beach

Unemployed Graduate

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

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He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket.

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With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin.

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The young graduate said to them "you need the prayer more than I do".

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With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an ad vertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address.

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He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.

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By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them.

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This is what the note said: "You gave us your all and we have rewarded you back with the coin" Signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30

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VERY CUTE!!!

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

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The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

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We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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